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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

why are black people so fast? because there black

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What? Yes.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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