- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

That's illegal What? Your mom

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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