What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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