A guy walks into a bar and falls.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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