- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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