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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why can't february march Because april may

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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