Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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