Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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Anti Joke

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