- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Women's Rights..

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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