- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Christ is a conspiracy

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.