what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Hey

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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