What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

The word "Walter" is never funny.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Pickles are moist.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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