I literally died laughing

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Anti Joke

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