- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

God is real.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

children burning

every knight i see an owl at window

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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