whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

non poop

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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