A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Rush Limbaugh

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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