- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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