- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

PENIS

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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