What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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