What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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