A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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