- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

PIED NINNY!

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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