Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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