Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

sucks Syntax...

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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