- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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