- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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