Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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Justin Beiber

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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knock knock who's there ?

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Ily bae

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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