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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What's big and purple? Barney

silver bullet?

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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