- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

The duck didn't cross the road.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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