- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Gus's mom

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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