Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Ily bae

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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