Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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