- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What is older than history?

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??