A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Tommy got neutered.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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HOLY COW!

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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