"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Who invented apple? God

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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