- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Sixty... eight

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

I'm homeless.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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