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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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