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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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