What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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girls basketball

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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purple pickles

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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