The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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snowglobe

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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black chicken. kfc

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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