why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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I wrote a funny joke.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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