- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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