what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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