Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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