A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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