Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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