- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

A: Do you like it B: No

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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