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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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