- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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