- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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