What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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