- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

A French man gets into a fight

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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