There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

A French man gets into a fight

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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