- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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