What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Take wrong turns

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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