chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

This is a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

when debbie meets downer

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

When you have read this, you've already read it.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Why did the fish fly It didn't

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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