what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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