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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What does two plus two equal? 4

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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