- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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