- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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