If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Gay republicans

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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