How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Guest what in the butt

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Kameron Brown is gay.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

i cant STAND cripple jokes

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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