my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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