- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Good job, son.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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