why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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The child was fired from his job.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What's a joke? Funny

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