- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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