Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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