Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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