- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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