Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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I'm Coming

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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