- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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