- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Why? Why not?

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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