- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

SUCK MY NUTS

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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