Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

alert('The Game')

charlie sheen becomes sober.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

penis in the camel

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Anti Joke

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