- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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