- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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