What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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My cat just died.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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