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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Will nearis is here! Get it

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

What's green and blue? yellow

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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