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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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