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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

LO AND BEHOLD!

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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