Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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