- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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