- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Urban ghettos

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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