- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

I have an erection My mom!

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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