- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Knock Knock. Not home.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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