Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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poop

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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