Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Soccer...

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Penis

Michel Moor on a die...

j.p. is dumb

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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