Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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