What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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30cm = 0,3meters

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Take wrong turns

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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