- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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