- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

batman farted so hes retarded

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?