- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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This isn't funny.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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