Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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