- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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