- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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