Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

My cat just died.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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