- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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