- Anti Joke

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

once you go black your credit goes wack