- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

If the 49ers won the superbowl

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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