A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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