- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

I don't believe in giraffes.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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