- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Fine, ladies first.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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