Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What black and has children A black man

An epileptic man attends a rave.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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