I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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