What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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