What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why did the chicken cross the road?

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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