What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Adam Chebali is awesome

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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