- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

tea with milk?

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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