I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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