Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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Go away still nothing to see

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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