What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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