Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Manchester City

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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