- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

I can count to potato.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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