Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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