- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

say it ten times fast: oh

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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