- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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