- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Knock Knock. Doors open

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

SUCK MY NUTS

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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