- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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