Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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antijoke is the best website.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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