Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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