dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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How about that airline food?

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Alchohol.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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