- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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