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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Want to hear a joke? No.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Cripples are lame.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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