2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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A sober Irish individual.

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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My children are mistakes

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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