Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Swag.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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