- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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