- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

girls basketball

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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