- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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