And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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poopy is poopy

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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This winter: "The seal is broken, as the spirits of hell go across the world, I can help you find them Clint! But only you can prevent them from killing your family!" "I will do whatever I must!" "Be careful, you can only see them with medication sample X, and destroy them with the super addictive Meladocs 5" "HOW DO I KILL THEM! I CANNOT HANDLE MORE MELADOCS 5! ITS ADDICTIVE AS HELL!" "Only you can save us Clint, only you can do this until their world malfunctions saving us all, but killing you in the process!" "I WILL... I CAN!... UGH... HOW MUCH LONGEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" THE PACKMAN: THE MOVIE.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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Justin Bieber

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