What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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