A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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