Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

my egg roll

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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