- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

I'm homeless.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??