- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

who is not good looking? mon morello

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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