Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Who wants $300? Me too.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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