- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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