- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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