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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Donald Trump

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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