- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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