Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Bitch

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Your mom went to college

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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