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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5