- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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