- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What's 9 + 10 19

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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