Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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