- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Camerons hair is Curly..

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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