What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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my whole life!

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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