- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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