- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

What's 9+10 Ebola

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

Im batman...suck it losers

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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