- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

How high is the sky? True or False

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

anti jokes are really funny

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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