How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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your mom.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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Men

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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