Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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whats up and also down? your mum

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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