- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

why am I writing this...im bored

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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