What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Men

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

your mom.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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