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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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