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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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