Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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hello

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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