- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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