"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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