why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

CFL

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Your mother is so fat.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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