- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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