Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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my whole life!

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Swag.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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