- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

su algato es en fuego

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Want to hear a joke? No.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Knock Knock. Come in.

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