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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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