- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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