- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Want to hear a joke? No.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

su algato es en fuego

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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