- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Lil Wayne

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

get in the car.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

A man walks into a vagina

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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