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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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