A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

a man checks his mypsace

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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