What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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