- Anti Joke

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat