- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Stop me if you heard this one before.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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