What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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hashtags suck balls

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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I was watching Fox news.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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Antijokes...

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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