- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

my whole life!

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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