- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

A man walks into a vagina

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Lil Wayne

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

get in the car.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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